MEET THE 2024/25 EXECUTIVE BOARD
President
Reilly AKA “Prezatits”
Vice President
Jake AKA “King of Yaperville”
Reilly Nava is the mother, the father, the son, and the holy spirit of ski club. Formerly known as MEMBAtits, Reilly has since been upgraded during our recent erection cycle. Prezatits grew up in THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE and has been shredding China Peak since she could say “Ron”. If you ever need to find her, she’s either at one of her 7 other jobs, pouring delicious chocolate and peppermint liquids in the mouths of CPSC members, or flirting with the freshmen (it’s part of her recruitment strat I swear). Reilly loves throwing parties, country music, raves, the color pink, and RAWDOGGING THE FLOOR. Shred with her in the park, or shred with her in the trees, you just gotta make sure that you can keep up with reihno the reinozzerous reiigghhleighhhyyy!
Jake Rowen is a bi-ski-xual shredder that can absolutely rip on either board or skis. He is from the wonderful town of Carlsbad, CA and grew up shredding Mammoth Mountain. Our ex-wubmaster has been upgraded to VP ( vice prezadick ) due to his dedication towards protecting our country from terrorists, his undying commitment to the protection of women, and because of his superhuman strength that he uses to fight off bears that try to attack our CPSC members. Chef Rowen is also known for his hit single “Syphilis” on sound cloud, go stream it. He is a proud member of the 4am club, a supporter of 4 loko as holistic medicine, an Arby’s brand ambassador, and eats MORE MEAT THAN YOUR MOM DOES. Find Jake at the gym, on the mixing table, in Magie’s pants, or mewing in bitches.
Membership
Cooper AKA “Pooper Scooper”
Public Relations
Ben AKA “The Weather Man”
BABY ON BOARDDDD! Pooper shmooper is our ONLY freshman on board, we usually don’t let children in here, but we made an exception because he is simply just an absolute UNIT! Coop grew up in Tahoe, CA and was ripping black diamonds before he could even walk. He can also drink more than should be humanly possible (for legal reasons, I am indeed talking about water), he has the fastest ice (cube) time I’ve ever seen, and can shotgun (a liquid death) like NOBODY’S BUSINESS. He will also float in a freezing cold lake like it’s nothing, and tell you “cold is a mindset” like an absolute psycho. Cooper loves funky music, golfing, making art, shredding the gnar, and FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS. Catch Cooper at any party throwing back red solo cups full of foamy, yellow WATER or getting his gooch hair braided by somebody’s tongue.
If checking the weather was a sport, Ben would be a D1 linebacker. But it’s not a sport, and Ben is no linebacker. He does however SKI LIKE HELL! Ben Beaver has been a shredder since he was just a wee lad, grew up in Santa Rosa, CA and was on the freeride team at Sugar Bowl. Ben LOVVEESSS his girlfriend Maddy, and is the only boo’d up board memba – the rest of us have commitment issues. He is an avid snow blader and is known to hike UP the mountain to find good snow. When Ben isn’t STOMPING cliffs, you can catch him on campus looking mighty studious in his engineering classes, cooking steaks (barely… he likes it raw), and shredding it up in the ocean. His signature phrase? “If you ain’t tuckin, you ain’t fuckin!” Make sure to ask Ben Beaver, the master of pubic relaxations, what the conditions will be on the mountain, he’s never wrong.
Media
Bella AKA “Bella CHOW”
Marketing
Cassady AKA “Kreach”
Bella chow also has a million nicknames– Bella Pow, Bella Wow, Bella Now, Bella Pool? For some reason? Bella Cow, Chow Towne, and the list just keeps on going. Bella is from gorgeous Encinitas, CA, claims Mammoth as her home mountain, and she neverrrr forgets to flex on Toni for never having been to Big Bear. She’s a certified granola girl that loves to hike, camp, backpack, go on roadtrips, surf, take pictures, and ski (obviously). Bella is also an absolute academic WEAPON– majoring in Biochem AND running ski club is no easy feat. When she’s not studying her brains out, she’s usually with us ripping fireball shooters on the mountain and blacking out every night. Her other drink of choice is hard kombucha… or BORSKI… or tequila… or Ron… you know what, this girl drinks everything actually. Make sure to scream medi-UGH to summon a blacked out Bella Chow and get a sicckk photo taken.
THE KREACH HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT!!! She is now ski club’s domesticated pet. Before she was contained, Cassady was hatched in Marin County and learned how to fly at Palisades Tahoe. Cass was a SKI RACER and has speed in her veins. That’s probably also why she drinks so fuckin fast and then wonders why she blacks out all the time. One thing about the kreach is that even when the lights are off and nobody’s home, her brain was programmed in the lab to have “Elon mode”, so she just be on cruise control most of the time. If the kreach goes missing, you can usually find her under the beds of her prey, on top of any elevated surface, or getting a dirty girl scout in the kitchen. If you come across an angry kreach: first, fear for your life, then second, feed her reggae music and HARD LIQUOR! (the kreach hates wasting time with seltzers).
Secretary
Toni AKA “Boner”
Webmaster
Anna AKA “Mac DADDY”
A wise man once said “Every board needs at least one lesbian and one chain smoker”, well Jake said that, but Toni is ski club’s token lesbian. Tonas almost NEVER has clothes on and lovesss shaking ass. She’s also competitive as fuck so if u ever want to get her to do something, make it a challenge and it’s game on. She’s currently in the middle of her zodiac challenge, so if you’re an Aries make sure to hide your gooch. Toni is the second Carlsbadian on board and learned how to shred in Big Bear. She’s a professional jerry, lost TWO phones during her first season in ski club, and is a D1 nic fein. When she’s not eating shit on the mountain, she’s usually mooning people out the passenger seat window, kissing bitches, or wreaking havoc. She enjoys skateboarding, dancing like magic mike, and evaluating people’s ballsacks. “Can you cough for me real quick?”
Besides being a master of the dark webs, Anna’s main purpose is to represent the herbivores of the club. However, don’t let this veggie eater fool you! She gets all of her protein from BLACK BEAN BURGERS, and she’s actually SICK AS FUCK! Anna is from Salt Lake City, Utah (land of the SL,UTs … and of the Mormons, how ironic) and enjoys riding motorcycles, playing guitar, backpacking in the wilderness, and being the bearer of pancakes to all the functions. She got the MOST days logged under her ikon pass this year at a whopping 50 days, yet still can’t figure out how to NOT tomahawk down the mountain, but hey! We all make it down to the bottom, just in our own ways! This web mami is also one of the only girls on board that doesn’t suck BALLS at getting iced, and is usually running around handing out beer bongs to all of our membas (killing the keg is MANDATORY)!
Logistics
Liv AKA “Logistits”
Activities
Matthew AKA “Magoob”
Liv is from Oakland, CA and learned how to snowboard at Northstar LAST SEASON! Even though she’s new to the sport, it doesn’t stop her from being an absolute SENDER. Liv is known for her (accidental) backflips, ripping black diamonds she probably shouldn’t be on, and BITING BITCHES. Livi loves going to the beach, getting shredded at the gym, chillin with friends, and FEET. She grew up riding horses, which is probably where she got her biting tendencies from, and now rides a plethora of other things 😉 Catch Liv at our parties kissing more girls than TONI, and leaving some CRAZZZYYY ass hickeys on some of our most special membas.
The man of many names. You will hear us refer to him as Magie (muh-gee), Maggie, MaGooby, MaGoober, MaGooch, Mcbooby, Activi-toes, “I wish you were an Aries”… and that’s only the surface level ones that we can tell you guys about! Magie loves country music, chain smoking Marlboro reds, back slapping off of cliff jumps, and kissing boys 😉 . He’s an avid consumer of USA 4 lokos, LOVESSS breaking his contract, farting on bitches, and TWEAKING. He’s in school right now to become a paramedic or some shit, learning how to save tweakers on the streets so that one day he can DIY his own salvation. He may be from the great land of Templetucky, but he’s known around these parts for his awful beer bong time, his breath breaks during ices, and his hairy NUTS! (he’s gonna tweak so hard when he reads this)