Houseboating 2023: The groove cruise
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Rejoice at last our beautiful senders, for the wait is finally over. That’s right, our legendary annual Houseboating trip is right around the corner. Clear your calendars from June 1-4 because you aren’t gonna want to miss this one. New research has just revealed that drinking on a boat with your best buds releases more dopamine than ANY OTHER ACTIVITY. PERIOD. For the low-low price of $219.69, you get to participate in this madness.
What can I expect?
- All the booze you could possibly dream of
- Breakfast, lunch and dinner, provided by your sexy 2023/24 Ski Club Executive Board
- A beautiful landscape to gaze upon while you take your morning hangover shit
- 69 new best friends
- 2 days out on the water with on deck DJ’s
- Quite possibly the best weekend of your life
Seriously, this is gonna be one for the books. We’ve added an extra day to the trip compared to last year just for you guys. So tell your friends, “I’M WAY FUCKING SICKER THAN YOU!“, if they don’t come. And tell them that anyways, even if they do. We cannot wait to see you guys there, so make sure you sign up before the spots fill!
REFUND POLICY
1. If you choose to drop the trip after signing up, you have until 24 hours before the ride meeting next Tuesday at 9pm to receive a full refund as long as we can find a replacement either through the waitlist or other methods
2. If you choose to drop later than 24 hours before the ride meeting, you will only receive a 75% refund if a replacement is found
3. If we are unable to find a replacement through either the waitlist or reaching out to people, you will not receive a refund
